This one is going way back! In the early nineties I played lead guitar in a bar/hall party hard rock band. We were playing a dance infront of about 250 people! We were total posers with lights all over the place and the quintessential peice of rock gear. The FOG MACHINE! The fog machine was way oversize for the venue but we were rockstars. It was activated via foot switch! We were rocking it out and I was operating the foot switch! It was almost time for my big solo when I realized the switch jammed in the on position . Oh well I thought , I have a solo to do! I started busting out the solo while moving around on the stage! The fog was so thick that one moment I'm moving around the next I'm sitting on the floor on my A$$! Yep, I fell off the stage! The only saving grace was that there was so much fog in the place that no one saw it happen! So does that win any awards?
