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Friday Funny

Discussion in 'Mini Lounge' started by Mighty Milt, Jul 17, 2009.


What do you think of this??

  1. It's hilarious keep them coming!

    7 vote(s)
  2. It was mildly amusing.

    1 vote(s)
  3. That was 2 minutes of my life i'll never get back.

    1 vote(s)
  4. That's not funny at all!

    1 vote(s)
  5. It's awesome, but my wife is looking over my shoulder so i couldn't laugh

    0 vote(s)
  6. I love lamp!!

    1 vote(s)
  1. Mighty Milt

    Mighty Milt Active Member


    1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

    a) lovemaking
    c) the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town

    2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both

    a) your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
    b) your blood-test results
    c) five tequila slammers

    3. You time your orgasm so that:

    a) your partner climaxes first
    b) you both climax simultaneously
    c) you don't miss SportsCenter

    4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

    a) healthy, creative love-play
    b) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
    c) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about

    5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

    a) the best part of the experience
    b) the second best part of the experience
    c) $100 extra

    6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last
    month. You tell her that it is:

    a) No concern of yours
    b) not a problem, she can join your gym
    c) a conservative estimate

    7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

    a) a myth
    b) an oxymoron
    c) a moron

    8. Foreplay is to sex as:

    a) appetizer is to entree
    b) primer is to paint
    c) a line is to an amusement park ride

    9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the
    end of a relationship?

    a) "I hope we can still be friends."
    b) "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
    c) "Welcome to Dumpsville, population, YOU."

    10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

    a) probably needs more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
    b) is uptight and a waste of time
    c) shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place

    If you answered "a" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you
    really are a man.

    If you answered "b" more than seven times, check into therapy, you're still
    a little confused.

    If you answered "c" more than 7 times.... "YOU DA MAN!
  2. Windmill

    Windmill Member

    Someone help pick me up off the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL

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