One year I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied,"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started. -------------------------------- My wife walked into the den and asked, "What's on the TV?" I replied, "Dust." And that's how the fight started. -------------------------------- My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment. I replied, 'Well, your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And that's how the fight started. -------------------------------- My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds." I bought her a scale. And that's how the fight started. -------------------------------- I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she replied. "How about the kitchen?" I suggested. And that's how the fight started. -------------------------------- My wife and I were watching 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. So I said, "Is that your final answer?" Without even looking at me, she said, "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's how the fight started. ------------------------------------------- I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look a lot better than the cold cream. And that's how the fight started. -------------------------------- I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, rare, please," I told him. He said, "Aren't you worried about mad cow?" "Nah," I said, "she can order for herself." And that's how the fight started.
I told my wife that my next wife would probably be half my age....... And that is how the fight got started!!!!
I built a new cabinets in our kitchen, my 5'2" wife said they were to tall for her, I told her they were that way for the next wife. You know the rest.
I can't say a fight started but I begged her for 6 months. Even had a spot in the garage marked off with tape for a couple of months. It went too far, but she fianally gave in. Actually have pictures of it. LOL